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25th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Don't take the URL too seriously with 9,196 notes

yofryman:

"Hey D.W., why doncha shut your friggin’ trap before I find a way to do it, heh heh!"

yofryman:

"Hey D.W., why doncha shut your friggin’ trap before I find a way to do it, heh heh!"

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25th July 2014

Chat reblogged from with 469 notes

  • baby: o-o-o
  • parents: oh god his first words!
  • baby: OPEN UP THIS FUCKING PIT

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25th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Don't take the URL too seriously with 32,754 notes

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25th July 2014

Question reblogged from Running on rage and Dr.Pepper with 210,675 notes

Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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25th July 2014

Post reblogged from The gay French horn with 117,040 notes

cheekily:

christmastree-cake:

seashellies:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

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and it’s fucking terrifying

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

I had a snail phase at one point

Ñ̷̡̰͖͖́́́O̸͓̻̝̙͋́̀͂O̶̠̫͍̩̓͊̔̋T̶̳̱͖̞̾̈̀̋ ̵̛̗̗͍̩̀̈́̔N̴̢̙̟͚̍͋͋̕O̸̡̳̤͖͒͒̀͂O̴̙͙̤͓̒̐̌̊T̷̹̙͎͖̆͗͗̿

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25th July 2014

Post reblogged from Running on rage and Dr.Pepper with 29,577 notes

mistermurdocnipples:

ask-putty-buddy:

anthony-the-talking-clock:

thelittlejewboy:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours

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These are cute

boop

im very angry at the tumblr staff right now

Better reblog.

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25th July 2014

Post reblogged from Kill Your Darlings with 4,535 notes

fartgallery:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck lost his wife in a tragic chucking accident? Could he even bring himself to chuck again

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25th July 2014

Post reblogged from Kill Your Darlings with 118,948 notes

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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25th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Pretty Much with 289,954 notes

silent-tundra:

jedavu:

Amazing Face-Paintings Transform Models Into The 2D Works Of Famous Artists

by  Valeriya Kutsan

If this isn’t the tightest shit you’ve seen then get the hell out of my face.

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25th July 2014

Photo reblogged from I can’t just abandon Big Boss with 2,299 notes

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